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Monday, July 6, 2026

For those about to write...

...I salute you! 🫶

It was a lovely holiday weekend. Except Saturday morning when I turned on the kitchen faucet, and the POS sprayer handle flew off and hurtled toward me and my then-soaked ass. 

I wrote a lot Friday, and I actually did some voice to text notes about "The Gordons." I knew Saturday and Sunday with middle child and two granddaughters would not be writing days.
Took up some type of Mah-Jongg on my phone. Damn addictive. Different tiles and whatnot. Then, when I've done well, it says "good job" or "excellent job". Sounds like the male voice in Mortal Kombat that says "finish him!"
Not gonna lie. I love that shit.
But, this morning, after breakfast, I like to ease into my day. I open up the app, and it's a sign from the universe!
A lot of my tiles are Greek mythology figures. Some of my favorite fictional people. Hermes, Athena, not YOU Zeus, Demeter, and I don't like you either, Poseidon.
But I rather loved it.

And as I cruised my socials this morning, I realized I have a lot of work to do today all across the Interweb. Because, damn it, these books DO NOT market themselves. Which is my least favorite part of all of it. piffle

We'll see where the day takes me. "The Gordons" is at 57,117 words. At least 12,000 more. 
Plus, I have to socialize on the big 4 or 5 platforms. 


Friday, July 3, 2026

Yeah. This happened this morning.

I used to love to go grocery shopping. See different stores. Look at regional things. Yada. But since the body collapse, I do pick-ups. And since Sam's was a complete butthole yesterday and didn't have my patties in for this weekend, I had to do another pick up at WM today. Even though I was just there yesterday.
On the weekly, I oftentimes get the same associate. She lives with her sister and like four cats, and they do rescue, and she's a fucking delight. Love her.
Had her yesterday. Had her again this morning.
I asked her to put the items in the backseat because there wasn't a lot.
Cool.

She's putting my five small bags of groceries in, and then, as she starts to close the door, she said, "Hey! I saw your 'Encyclopedia of Serial Killers' book. My sister would love that."

Because me, being me, cleaned out my fucking storage MONTHS AGO, and all my stored books are in the floorboard of my back seat.
Including the lovely aforementioned title. 
I smiled and explained I'm an author.
Then she said she and her sister were raised in the nineties, and her mom watched all those true crime shows. 
And I'm simply happy she didn't call a hotline.

At the end of the month...

 ...this shit is happening:

✨ Romance Book Festival Author Spotlight ✨
We’re excited to introduce another incredible author joining us for the 3rd Annual Romance Book Festival!
💕 Meet Crystal Inman 💕
Crystal will be joining us on Saturday, July 25 from 6-9 PM at Guthrie Brewing Company in historic downtown Guthrie, Oklahoma!
📖 Featured Book: The Portrait
A cursed portrait.
A man who’s more dream than memory.
And a love strong enough to defy the darkness.
When Sophie tumbles into a painted prison, she never expects to find Dylan, a handsome, tragic man bound by an ancient curse. Their connection is instant, undeniable... and forbidden.
But the harder they fight for each other, the stronger the darkness pushes back. Will love be enough to break the curse, or will the shadows claim them both?
❤️ If you love:
✨ Cursed love stories
✨ Gothic romance
✨ Fantasy with a touch of mystery
✨ Star-crossed lovers
✨ Magic, danger, and unforgettable romance
...this one belongs on your TBR!
Will you be meeting Crystal at the festival? Let us know in the comments!
⬇️
📅 July 25, 2026
⏰ 6:00 PM - 9:00 PM
📍 Guthrie Brewing Company
📚 30+ romance authors, vendors, books, prizes, and more!


Come see me!
As my business card reads, "Feral but friendly."
😁

Wednesday, July 1, 2026

Being social

Ack. I did it.
Posted on my FB Author Page. Threads. Insta. TikTok. 
I need a nap now. 😆
Didn't post Monday and Tuesday because I didn't have it in me. 

Officially throwing out "The Morrigan" preorder link. I've loaded the pertinents to Amazon for both eBook and paperback. Do I loathe using Amazon? 
Yes. With my entire being. 
But, for now, it is what it is. They print for me with minimal issues and in bulk. 
I always buy my own ISBNs now so I may sell my books online elsewhere. 

Broke down and made a cover for my April 2027 release, "Rabbit God."
Different, but I really do love it. 
That's all I can ask.

Left "The Gordons" in a pickle and need to help them out. But, for some reason, I'm all about doing anything but.
Shame. Shame on me.
All the shame.
And yet...still ambivalent.
While I realize I don't even need to have this finished yet, I would like to blow right through it. Sit down and type 5000-7000 words a day, which is what I did with the first four books. Literally a month and a half and done.
Am I asking too much of myself?
Aren't I always?

I have both mental and physical issues that make life a challenge. But when I work on writing, it pushes all that bullshit back.
I feel productive with a purpose and focus. 
Simply...makes me feel great. 
And I need more of THAT going on over here.


Maybe. But don't kill my vibe.
😂😌

Monday, June 29, 2026

ahem

Can't seem to help myself. 
Nearly died yesterday unpacking the boxes, putting books in my plastic totes, and packing the boxes with labels.
And if that weren't enough, my short ass decided I DID need to make the book cover for book 6 in my Plot Twist series. 
It's called "Rabbit God" and will be out April 2027. The cover is definitely a bit different, but I love it (for now).
46,313 words on "The Gordons." And I'm sort of in panic mode (my default) before I realize how much more I have to write. Plotting out three places across the globe wore my ass out. And I'm still out of country, by the way.
Plenty of room to wrap up and then make a trail for book 6.

Thought there were lots of things I wanted to watch on streaming. That did not turn out to be true. But July should be interesting. Here's hoping.

Got my new planner in. It's like freakin' Christmas! And my new quad-color pens, of course. Need to transfer info from one to the other.

And while I made myself a weekly calendar for socials, let's be honest. If I'm wore out, things are not going to be socialed. Period. 
I've made reels, mind you. PLENTY of reels. But I'm in that release limbo right now, and it's annoying me. Of course, that will be nearly every month so I should suck it up. But not until I properly bitch about it. It's a process. 


Sunday, June 28, 2026

I made myself a list

When I see things, I remember them. On the other hand, out of sight, out of mind. This is no truer than with an ADHD person. 

The Sanctuary is a fucking pit right now. I have:
9 plastic bins full of books
7 Amazon boxes full of books
3 books left to publish this year
4 book events
2 anthologies
to separate books for my first event at the end of July
to sticker up my display books and genres
to make the day bed

I want to:
make the cover for book 6 in my Plot Twist series. (I haven't finished writing "The Gordons" but what the hell?)
fill in my next planner with the pertinents
print out and laminate and bind my table catalog
do everything instead of what I need to
scream

Simply a woman with literally a whole day ahead of her and no ambition to do anything, which is different. But I feel scattered and not in the mood. Which is tough noodles because I need this shit done by Friday.



Not much a fan of Snow White, but she's got my vibe right here.
I'm a Mulan type of girlie.
On that wayward thread, if you ever see a fifty-something woman blasting "I'll Make a Man Out of You" in a blue SUV, it's me. Singing everybody's part.


Saturday, June 27, 2026

The furnace life is not for me

Going to be miserably hot for at least a week. My body does not do well in the heat. So many reasons why, but basically? None for me, thanks.

Today my granddaughter, CC, turns 7. You think your kids grow up fast? Wait for the gbabies. I can remember holding her when she was born. Time is a thief. I see that a lot when people realize moments and ages don't last forever. 

Business stuff. Writing on "The Gordons" today and maybe looking at editing "Ace." I'm torn in the in-between of hyping up "Apollo and Hyacinthus" while simultaneously bringing up "The Morrigan" as it releases in a month. 
Also, ya girl lost the fucking charger to her Beats and is about to spiral into no place she wants to visit. It was such a damn little cord. 

Antyway. It's only 9, and I have the whole day ahead of me. 
Yay? 



Friday, June 26, 2026

Ass-backward day

Started out at a decent time this morning. But focused more on tidying up the kitchen and whatnot. Didn't sit down in this chair until nearly 2:00 pm. 🤯
This is...unfamiliar. 

My Prime goodies came in. Half off a Stanley, my first. Three new four-ink color pens. And they're all different! A new eye mask for bed. And a horseshoe looking fan that I can put around my neck, and air blows up. Pretty slick.
And two dozen crinkles for Murphy. Who proceeded to hop in said box, open up his damn crinkles, and absolutely lose his mind.
It was awesome. 😂

I remade a reel for "The Portrait" which was a Paranormal Romance but has now shifted to the Romantasy trope. Because when I wrote the book, that term didn't even exist yet. 

Published in 2006 the first time; I received my rights back last year. Edited and pubbed again as 2nd edition. Very exciting.
Put a new cover on. Ran through the entire book more than a few times. Still enjoyed it.
By the way, I'm absolute shit for remembering some of my characters' names. 
If you ask my about the stories I published two decades ago, I might be 50/50 on names. 😒

That's today. Writing tomorrow and Sunday. Excited about it. Not going anywhere as I don't want to spontaneously combust. Please and thank you.

Thursday, June 25, 2026

On display

In the way back, I bought hella stickers, little sparkly bags to put swag in, and a plethora of nice draw-string bags. 
I didn't do that this year. 
I'm going to pass out what I have and then reevaluate. 

First, everyone thought the sparkly bags were for sale. I literally typed out a note for the table that explicitly told passers-by to help themselves. Had a pen, my business card, stickers, and an old-timey stamp library checkout card. 
I couldn't GIVE the nice bags away. They're fabric with drawstrings in black, green, and blue. They are uber nice. 
Everyone liked the stickers, both in the sparkly bags and on the table. 
Candy was a no-go for pretty much everyone. Ended up giving one family an entire bag of Reece's chocolate hearts because they caught me at the end of the day, and those were NOT going home with me. 

I would recommend donating a book or books for a giveaway basket. Or having your table tied into a raffle or bingo card of some sort. Needing a sig to win a prize. That sort of thing. 
But pace yourself. I don't think that results in many sales.

Yesterday, I put twelve of my books in the display I bought. I've several more written. But having a visual of my hard work is certainly a means of pushing productivity. I keep looking at them and simply smiling.
Funny thing, I think I can buy another display and have two, especially next year. 

Sometimes it's not the sales, my darlings. Sometimes it's the knowledge that the dream of your heart is coming true before your eyes.



Wednesday, June 24, 2026

Is it Wednesday? It feels like Monday.

Errands to do this morning. Bleh. Found some AMAZING cut watermelon at Crest. So sweet. So good. So me having to go to the bathroom every five minutes. 
Worth it.

I have 7 Amazon boxes full of about 10 titles behind me on the floor. I stuck with the table model for book events and the like. I didn't trust myself to like drape things over boxes and set up my books. I bought a display rack, and I'm fucking excited! Going to mark my display copies and then keep the pristine originals on my side of the table. Also, because I'm me, I've decided to have a laminated catalog of my other titles available on the table. Plus, stickers and whatnot. Finally getting into the spirit. About damn time.

Also, it's overcast as hell here, and I'm starving. Like, I had breakfast. Came home and ate some watermelon. But the food noise is real. 

I have 42,855 words on the "The Gordons" and am pleased with the progress. Will write today, but for some reason I'm drawn to making reels, even though I'm not pressed to do that right now. I made 3 for A&H and 3 for "The Morrigan."
I want to say maybe I'm ahead for once???
But then reality struck, and I realized I have three anthologies to write in. 😬
Cue the drums and trumpets, I've outdone myself once again.

Tuesday, June 23, 2026

Cue Twilight Zone theme music

I find out a lot of things while I'm deep-diving into the ol' Interweb. Some incredibly niche information. All to the good of my books. 
Having said that...ya girl hit a new high (low?) yesterday.

There are three points on a map that I need LA to visit. In a little over four days. But two of the points are closer together whilst the last point is farther away.
Thus, I needed mileage between the first point and second. Then mileage between second and third. And, of course, third to LA's home.
Rough terrain. Communities. Water. You name it, I'm having this heifer burst through everything with her mythological companion. 
You will literally NEVER guess which one. 
Antyway, I have my stats for that. Then, I need to know how quickly they must travel to be able to pull this off. 
Answer: 200 mph, with a few snacks and bathroom breaks.
For those who need to know: 
At the speed of light: 0.027 seconds
At Pegasus's hypothetical top speed? You would be in the air for about 50 hours.
THEN...I wanted to know how fast something would need to move to keep the surface tension of the water beneath them and not fall into it. 
And ONLY THEN...did I hop into the rabbit holes of the Ekranoplan, hydroplanes, and the Basilisk concept.

My brain promptly exploded, and I sought my rocker recliner for the rest of the evening.
But fucking hell...what a ride!
What. A. Ride.
Now, I only need to write it. 


 

Monday, June 22, 2026

Ripped open boxes. Made reels. Threatened Murphy's young life. Before noon.

Been a busy day, and it's only now 11:00 am. Opened my boxes of books for my events and festivals. It never gets old, fam. NEVER
Someone, short ginger and furry, decided to help himself. 😒
Pictures provided.

Electrical issues in part of the house. Man came early this morning and fixed that. Woot!

Came back to my desk to make the last reel for "The Morrigan" so that is out of my way. Another woot for woot's sake.

Nearly gave myself a heart attack yesterday. Like I was about to spiral up into something, y'all. Don't know if this will make sense or not, but I nearly lost my shit.

Five books, thus far, in the Plot Twist series. 
Apollo and Hyacinthus
The Morrigan
Ace
Macaria
The Gordons

But...when I started book 4, I named IT The Gordons. Because, it started out being about them. Only, we all know characters don't listen, right? So books 4 and 5 go together. Like...one bleeds into the other. 
Cool beans. Frosty as fuck. 
But someone with ADHD, Fibro, and menopause thought it would be grand if she put all her notes in one notebook on OneNote. AND...bonus...did NOT rename book 4 yet so she didn't make herself confused.
Laugh with me, please.
I searched through my Plot Series manuscripts in search of one scene that will come back in book 6.
Didn't find it.
Couldn't find it.
Kept opening my current WIP, which is titled Mac and Medi, in most locations. 

To say I was unwell would be putting it mildly. I frantically opened the whole she-bang at least three times and grew more terrified with every turn.
Because now I'm thinking I didn't finish book four and started book five.
WTF???

Because ya girl can't name all her fucking documents the same.
For some profound, unknown to me, reason.

FINALLY figured out my fucked-up file system and found the scene. Gave myself a stern lecture and then promptly left everything like it was. 

Here's Murphy being an absolute ass with his ass. Note the books, though.
Aren't they pretty? 😁💖






Sunday, June 21, 2026

Actual writing

Yes. I do still indulge in it. 🤣
Wrote on "The Gordons" yesterday, and I'm a bit over 37,000 words. Today is much of the same after I throw together a couple of reels. 
I'm at that in-between spot of still pushing out information about "Apollo and Hyacinthus", but will turn the corner the first of July and focus on "The Morrigan" and its impending publication. And for my darlings that preordered the second book, I love you with my soul. 

A bit about "The Morrigan." 
It's important to remember these deities are plucked from their lives and deposited in LA's yard. They are as put out as LA. Okay. Edit that. NO ONE is as put out as LA.
And the Morrigan is a death goddess. A Celtic warrior. A revered legend.
LA doesn't give a damn. She just rid herself of one deity to somehow be cursed with another?

The book is an unfolding. Two extremely stubborn and independent women who need to learn to work together to unravel the Morrigan's arrival and, LA hopes, her imminent departure.
It's rather like trying to stick two pieces of Velcro together that is all hooks. 
You're not getting anyfuckingwhere. And it's annoying as hell. 

LA Bennett is forty and completely over the interruptions and unapologetic jaunts through her life. 
Fortunately for me, she has a long road ahead of her.

Saturday, June 20, 2026

I did it. Or...didn't do it...

I feel better about life in general when I have a purpose. A focus.
Thursday and Friday?
Instead of being steadfast in my social media posting, I spent two days basically with my cat, Murphy.
I have no regrets. 
He's happiest when I'm posted up in my rocker recliner, and he lays, like a toddler, over me.
Everyone needs a break.
Everyone. Needs. A. Break.
For maybe fifty or so years of my life, I didn't subscribe to that. I totally dismissed it.
Because the harder I worked, the better I felt about myself. 
I had purpose.
Thanks for those across the years that paid into telling me that, at every turn. 



I would finish writing a book.
Immediately start another. 

I would start cleaning and do so until
I felt as though I would throw up.

But...the PROGRESS...🖕

Progress is brilliant, don't get me wrong. But at what price? How much are you actually giving for that perception of yourself?

Too much, my darlings, too much.

I'm on Threads and understand, but am appalled at, all the authors overwhelmed and treading water. 
I see you.
I know you.
I AM you.

I suggest we all take a little break for mental health. Spend time alone. Spend time with your favorite person or people. Spend time with family. But spend time. Because you don't get to take that shit with you.

Wednesday, June 17, 2026

I'm also a DJ and sound mixer

Yes. You read that right. Because I should not be on my computer unsupervised. 

I'm making reels yesterday of my earlier works with first covers and updated ones. And I use Adobe Premiere Elements 2023. We bought that and Adobe Photoshop something or other at the same time at a big discount. Which is brilliant. That's where I put together my reels and add sound. Except, the audio catalog leaves a lot to be desired. It's, shall we say, limited.
Which, of course, sent my short ass on a digital road trip of where I could find royalty free music and use. Because I need much more than what was available.
I find myself in YouTube audioland. Epidemic Sound, to be exact. 
Being me, I start immediately cruising through genres and moods. Find one I like. Then, the kicker, ah...yes. Subscription land. $120 a year? Exsqueeze me? Baking powder?
The Honey is not going to go for that AT ALL. 
We're frugal here. I mean...frugal. 
Which puts me on the search for a code, deal, or godly intervention.
Finally found 1/2 off for a year! 🥳🎉Hell. Yes.
Shopped that to the Honey. And now I have Epidemic Sound at my fingertips.

Is it overwhelming? 
Fuck yes, it is. There are thousands of songs. But I can mix or snip or download the entire damn song. And that's exactly what I needed. Then save and import into my Adobe Video stuff.
Feeling pretty frosty yesterday. 
Until I wanted to pluck my eyes out and shove cotton in my ears. Stopped at that overstimulated feeling. 

Going to add these titles to my mental list of Crystal of all trades. Master of none. 😁

Tuesday, June 16, 2026

The first book I published back in 2005

This was the only title I've ever sat down and took time to parse out. I wanted something different than I saw. I wanted something with a draw to it.
Luckily for me, my parents believed in Reader's Digest. Man, do I love a Reader's Digest. I'd read it cover to cover. First, usually my interests. Then the funny pages as I came across them. Then the big story in the middle. And then the dregs of whatever I had left which was often better than what came previously.
I learned so much. And a lot of it stuck.

I read about the wonders of Virtual Reality and how it could help patients with a variety of ills. 
And it came to me...a virtual reality romance. 🥳🎉 

"Virtually Yours" published in 2005 with Whiskey Creek Press (now defunct, I believe). Start Publishing bought it and possibly two more ePublishers July 2014. 
But let's zip back to 2005 when the first book of what would become Inman Books LLC was published.
All the kudos to my cover artist, Jinger Hollowell who I still love dearly to this day. Talented woman still working in the arts. 





Monday, June 15, 2026

Being social aka do you want me to sharpen those bamboo to a point to shove under my fingernails?

I can be social. Sometimes, I even enjoy it. Especially in relation to writing and all its foibles. I'm there. But being social? On socials??? Every fucking day? 😕
In that wide world of TikTok, Insta, Threads, and FB? HAVING to post? 
meh

However, in lieu of me buying that fantastic weekly planner, my short ass filled in the days of the week with how many times I should post on which social. It's...daunting. 
I'm the one who will buck up to societal expectations. And this planner feels like one. So I need to get around that first. I want this to be another labor of love. Something I anticipate and enjoy doing. If I become bored, woe to my weekly planner. Woe, I tell ye.

It's having to come up with videos, I think, that is the most taxing. That's quite a bit of time for me. Making the graphics. Even using the ones I have. Setting the reel. Adding music. And to do that three times a week? 
When am I supposed to write? Which is priority one around here.

This, as all other things I've done as an author, will require time and patience to get into a rhythm. Maybe I can make all the reels on one day and load them on the specified day. Or something else will come to my not-quite-awake grey matter.

The Morrigan is going through edits. She will be available for ARCs the last week of June or possibly the first week of July. She will be available 8/1/26.

FFS. I'm off to figure out this incredibly annoying part of being an Indie Author/Publisher. 

Sunday, June 14, 2026

Idiocy update

Ah, yes. When last I left you, I was on my way to Sam's. On a Saturday. In record-breaking heat. 😑
Imagine sweating through every pore you own whilst maneuvering in and out of five thousand people with shopping and flat carts. 
This sucked harder than I thought it would. Which is saying a fuck of a lot.
Misery. Pure misery. 
Came home, and the rest of the day is a blur. Don't want to point fingers, but this was ALL my fault.
Fridays, it is. FFS

Bought this AMAZING weekly planner. 



She is beautiful. Took her out of the plastic. 
You may cackle along with me.

Listen. I have a planner I put appts in and oftentimes check. 😬
But I needed something where I could write in my socials and when to post. Because ya girl is not on top of any of that. 
Oh. Is that the Insta icon? Guess I should post today. 
For another fuck's sake.

My ADHD ass does not have routines. I've attempted to do the same thing for a month and a half. STILL forget sometimes.

Antyway, I'm off to write on The Gordons and check to see if I want to alter any book covers. Do my little Canva check-in.
It's dreary and wonderful here. Hopefully a productive day.

Saturday, June 13, 2026

The last week has worn me slick

Like. I see the appts in my planner. I acknowledge their existence. I gaze upon the ink I've spilled on different dates. But the doing is a large-ass commitment.
Told middle daughter I would take her to Sam's yesterday.
I. Forgot. 
Yeah. 
So guess who's going to Sam's today? In 96 degree heat? Instead of yesterday's 83?
Yes. My idiotic ass.
I kept thinking Thursday was Friday and Friday was Thursday, and I don't even remember Wednesday.
FFS

And it's mid-June? What the fuck of all fucks? Wasn't it March? For like two months? Now, it'll be August when I blink. Crazy shit.

Had to get that out there. Feel a bit better now.

Murphy the Great decided to wake up me up at 2:30 this morning and share my pillow. Cool beans. Frigid beans.
But...when Ginger Spice is comfy, he makes biscuits. Which will wake anybody out of a dead sleep, even when they're dreaming, and alert them of the issue. Thrice, this little shit got me. Mainly my neck. So sleep was spotty, at best.

Up at six, I fed the heathen at five, and straightaway to my office to put some shit in order. 
Because I thought I had all day, today, to focus on the writing. But I didn't. And guess what?
That worked out supremely well for me.

Inventoried my author copies. Checked on my new order. Made sure I had enough books, I think, for July 25th, August 1st, and August 15th.
Cleaned out my desk and one of my many bookshelves.
And who's merry ass was in the middle of all my papery goodness? 
Ah, yes. The Murph. 
I'll leave you with this picture of boy child.
While I get ready to leave for Sam's.


Thursday, June 11, 2026

The Gordons

Have I told you I overextend myself? That, perhaps, I don't think things through far enough to actually realize my few (lmao) limitations?
Sure I have.
And nothing brings that shit home more than releasing a book every two months. Like, seriously, what the fuck was I thinking? Manic thoughts, most likely. And then there's my delightful way to book three events in less than a month, because why the fuck not? 🤯

I saw another author book like a dozen events between now and the end of the year. She was going to add a few more.



Travel expenses. Table expenses. Book expenses. That shit adds up quick. 
Toll on the body...more than.
After an event, it is sheer willpower that gets me to pack my stuff up and put it in the car. 
Because it's a necessity. And some authors have this down to an art. I'm kinda in-between. Have a system. Depends on how many books sold. 
Either either. 


What I've circumvented but didn't address, yet, is the fact I haven't written on The Gordons in about a week. I needed to restock my books for the upcoming events. Edit. Make reels. Put myself out there. 😑
When can I put myself back? 🤣

That's my cluster on a Thursday morning. Trying to find a balance when that's not my usual SOP. 
Let's all have a moment of silence for my peace and sanity, please.

Tuesday, June 9, 2026

Indie publishing

I've been doing this so long, sometimes I forget what starting out looks like. Several people on both Threads and Facebook who are going to write their first book ask questions. Lots of questions. Keep in mind I can forget a sentence while I'm speaking it, but here are some things I believe will help.

1. Everybody is against AI. Everybody loves AI. 
To be honest, it's a witch hunt out there right now. I believe AI can be used as research. I don't believe, however, it should be used to write a story. Any story. AI lacks soul. That's why it will never, ever, be able to produce art. Art needs passion. Art needs soul. AI lacks both.

2. YOU'RE it. Like...all of it. Some of us, with prior control issues, embrace this craziness. I like being the one in charge of writing, editing, creating a book cover, I loathe marketing--but who doesn't? Be prepared to wear every hat necessary to make this dream come true. There will be LOTS.

3. Even if you're multi-genre: Create a logo. Have a phrase or catch-line. Pick two or three colors you will use throughout your writing career (unless you decide to rebrand). Consistency is key. When people see these things over and over and over, they start to relate them to you.

4. USE the same name on all socials. I fucked this one right up. Probably because I started to do socials and then burnt myself the hell out. Needed to start fresh. 

5. Authors are in a big snit if someone has the same title as their current WIP. Okay. Yes. I usually check. But, I'm also open to using the title, especially if it's nothing like the other book with the same title. This is an option you need to think about. Something fresh? Something with the same name but completely different identity?

6. DO NOT mention celebrities, movies, or other things such as these by name. I'm incredibly careful not to do this unless said objects are in the public domain. A lot of people were excited that Sherlock fell into the public domain a few years back. Here's a link to go see what's PD now, and what will be PD. You can, however, make pointed references and many will read between the lines.

7. ISBNs. You can only buy them from Bowker Publishing Services. They are expensive. And you'll need one for each format you dive into i.e. paperback, digital, and audiobook. You CAN use Amazon's ISBN provider, but then they'll be the only seller for that book. 

8. Don't pay someone else for something you can do. I can't draw a straight line with a pencil. No joke. But I've played around enough on Canva (which I recommend), that I feel fairly comfortable. I'm still learning new shit. And there's a lot to learn. I had a huge curve to get around. But Canva premium is $15 a month. I went on a binge the other day and created four new reels for my books. The more you play, the less you'll pay.

9. ARC readers are hard to find. The world is inundated in books, unfortunately some are AI or put together so poorly, it's nearly inconceivable. But even the good ones are often looked over and dismissed. 
TAKE HEART. Keep at it. Keep pushing. Keep advocating. You can do this!

10. Prolific. I'm out here writing a book in a month and a half. I could not imagine piecing them out over the next six or seven years. I'd be so backed-up, I'd most likely lose my shit. I need to be able to publish as I'M ready. Not wait a year and a half for someone else.

Alrighty, guys! Going to pop off here and go look at see what I can do. 
Heavy med day so that may not be much. My eyes are already irritated. 





Monday, June 8, 2026

Book 6 Plot Series

Hi-ho! If that doesn't remind you of Kermit, I'm sorry. 

Antyway...I made five reels the other day. And I've learned I must do these in groups. It's easier for me to plug and go than reinvent the damn wheel every other month. All my arrows are the same size. Layouts I'm trying to make as similar as possible. And whilst doing that, I came up with the idea for my Book 6. Because of course I did. Chinese Mythology. I'm so excited! 

Joined threads. You can find me at crystal_inman_author. Had my first run-in with someone who tried to twist my words to suit their narrative. The bloom is now off the rose. Blockity block block. But I do enjoy the site as a whole. Lots of nice folks trying to live their lives. 

Going to be a hot bitch here today. I know it's summer, but my body is unamused. I leave the house once a week, if at all possible. And that's only because we need to eat. 😑

Started my day with this wonderful blog and will now write on "The Gordons." I've neglected the wee babe for days. 





Sunday, June 7, 2026

Multicultural mythology is a trip

I use multicultural mythology in my Plot Twist series. There are quite a few parallels, and I love the challenge. I may G the "deity of rocks" one day and have eight different gods in varied parts of the world. Makes it different and interesting.
Having said that...
...I try to get it right. Came across an issue the other day with a character, Rade, who is actually the Slavic deity Radegast. I'm trying to figure out how to describe his ethnicity. Slovakian? Belgian? Chechens? 
So my short ass does a DEEP dive into this god's origins. I needed scuba gear.
Come to find out, he is primarily from a particular part of geography. This guy is a Czech from Czechia. 
*cue panic mode*
But I need to know these things. That's what I get for attempting to bring in a geographical deity without further research. I mean...I know ABOUT him, but I needed to know OF him.
Completely different.

Once again, saving sister/wives and brother/husbands for a significantly fucked-up discussion at a later date. 

Saturday, June 6, 2026

The avocados and my latest menty b have arrived!

Had a doc appt the other day. Happened to be by a Costco. 👀 I must partake.
Swung in and grabbed lots of raw chicken strips, my Fajitas Rajas, and stuff for the Honey.
Wore me out.
And Murphy was beside himself when I finally got home. Little shit didn't even want lunch. It was right on time. So I played with him on the carpet, and he finally calmed down. Poor guy. I felt awful.

And, in the everchanging world of social media, I now have another insta (author-driven) and threads. I love threads, but they've nearly suspended my account twice since I "liked" too many things in a short period of time. 🙄
Also, of course, I'm struggling to keep up. Like...having to put the struggle bus together before I even get behind the wheel. 

It's a labor of love, but fuck if it isn't a labor. 
And on that lovely note, I need to check my ARC signups. I have 20! 🥳🎉
Not bad for an indie author on the first go. 💖

Thursday, June 4, 2026

I need a PA

Unfortunately, that's not in the cards right now. 😔
I'm gearing up for my "end of the year" frenzy. Funny, ironic, thing being...I used to never book anything past September. I liked my fall and winter months for writing. 

But me, being me, is warp speed ahead over my Plot Twist series releases, three events in July/August, two anthologies, and a Murphy in the TP. Who needs a partridge? 
Releasing the series two months apart means I'll need to have my ARC ready every other month. Stick with me.
June-Apollo and Hyacinthus
July-The Morrigan ARC readers and Event in Guthrie
August-Release The Morrigan. Red Dirt Romance Book Event. Book Me Romance book event.
September-Ace ARC readers
October-Release Ace
November-Macaria ARC readers
December-Release Macaria
January 2027-The Gordons ARC readers
February-Release The Gordons
*******
The highly wonderful news is that most of my A&H ARC readers are in for the full ride.

After this ridiculous frenzy I'll whip myself into, I'll release a book in the series every three-four months. I'll need to add back in some other works I need to finish. Lots of visitors at the Mind Cabin. Everyone's enjoying s'mores right now. I envy them.

A PA...bless them...would deal with my socials such as TikTok, Insta, Threads, and FB. I would make the reels; they would post the reels. And take care of my newsletter. And try to form a street team for me.
Do you have any idea how excited I would be to have a street team? OMF! 
Sounds so badass. 😎

But for now, I'm off to send more ARCs and edit The Morrigan. 
If I had a PA, they could make me an avocado/bacon/something or other. Craving those damn avocados. Probably because I didn't pick any up. 😣🥑

Wednesday, June 3, 2026

The Morrigan

I'm twitchy as hell today. 
Awesome. 😬

With all the ados...Here's the Morrigan:


When the Celtic warrior goddess the Morrigan appears in LA's yard accompanied by her unkindness of ravens, neither of them understands why she's there or why she can’t leave. The goddess's stubborn refusal to discuss her situation quickly tests LA's patience. As LA investigates, she learns that the Morrigan's fractured nature has split her into three distinct aspects, each embodying different facets of war, fate, and death. The last memory linking all of them is a young girl keening across a blood-soaked battlefield. With the help of the three aspects, LA must uncover the mystery behind the goddess's arrival and find a way to send the Morrigan home.



AVAILABLE 8/1/26



In my day...

...I've already belabored this point. Doesn't mean I won't touch on it again. Because...me. AND...I started the release of my Plot Twist series books.

In 2005, I had at least four different sites which would gladly read and review my books. I had two reviewers who asked for my books specifically. It was great. 
Fast forward 😵to today's authors, and it's like locating a grain of sand in a deluge of landmines.

Know what I'm doing today? Figuring out how in the hell to make an ARC application. ARC. Application.
😣
Instead of marketing or editing or writing...I'm conjuring up a fucking ARC application for those who likely won't even read the work. Pessimistic? Yeah. A bit. But realistically? Many books do not get read by those who sign up. 

MOOD












I am NOT about exercises in futility. If it doesn't move me forward, then I don't want it. 
Wish me well as I navigate this new and bumpy terrain.
sigh...
EDIT: Reason 6,598 I can't stand myself. 
I already made an ARC form last October. FFS
https://forms.gle/aBX1n6mn2RtgBVrs9

GUESS WHAT? I already have half a dozen ARC readers signed up! OMF! 


ME.
AF.

Monday, June 1, 2026

Plot Twist series book covers

I am a horrible impatient person. I've been working on my other book covers for this series roughly forever. Easier for me to do a bunch at once as I forget basic things like what size font and spacing and EVERYTHING. I swear, it's a whole new day and not in a good way.
And a note: I made these book covers. Well, me and Canva. But mostly me. NO AI. 
Also, subject to change at my whimsy up until the day they're locked and loaded. 

Antyway...I will release a book in this series every two months. And here we gooooooooo...


 AVAILABLE JUNE 1, 2026


















AVAILABLE AUGUST 1, 2026


















AVAILABLE OCTOBER 1, 2026



















AVAILABLE DECEMBER 1, 2026


















AVAILABLE FEBRUARY 1, 2026.