I was not born with an inner compass. I can turn myself around in a Kohl's. When I lose myself in the city, I pull up Maps and blue dot myself. As in, oh! Crystal is here. No word on how many times that has happened. Though I do pull over when I do this.
Yesterday, it was a bit cooler in the morning, and I decided to take a walk in the neighborhood. My usual is basically a straight line there and back twice. About a 5K. But this is Oklahoma, and by God, let's have construction falling out of our asses. EVEN in my neighborhood. 😡
I decide to turn right instead of going straight into the workers only to discover that I can't turn right or left at the end of that block. It only curves around to the right. A lot. Of curves. I come out not knowing where in the hell I'm located. I look left. Right. Forward. Check out street signs. Squint.
Ah. Two blocks down. That's my main road. I hadn't walked long enough. I turn left. Music is playing. I'm seeing roads I've never seen before. I continue. THEN...I get excited. I have something in me that kicks in which I will call my "wild hair." When this happens, everything else goes to hell. Mostly, my common sense.
I think I'm on the road where there is this really neat little body of water that snakes through our housing place. Keep in mind, I have to walk back the way I came. I have forgotten this sweet little tidbit at this point in time.
And...I was right! Since I'm there, I may as well walk up that little hill to the main road and then turn around. Sure. Great. Fantastic.
Oh. Indeed.
Moderation and I are on nodding terms. I don't remember walking halfway down on the way there. I will, however, remember walking UP most the way home. My hips, today, are also being kind enough to remind me.
Would I do it again? I'm actually looking at Friday for another jaunt. My wild hair and I are excited.
Always writing*
...with my sore-ass hips
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