The theme song would be great when I have no idea what the fuck is happening in my life and need music to cue me in. 😬
Jaws theme? Splendid.
Imperial March? Cool.
All Star? Yeah...that tracks.
Looney Tunes theme song? Here we go again...
Little Girl Gone? Strap yaself in, because I am coming to fuck it up.
Eighties hair bands? I need NOSTALGIA!!! Stat!
And a personal assistant?
Oh. My. God.
This is one of my goals for next year. Sales are up, and I want to build on that. Live events create the most revenue, and I simply don't have enough spoons to zip around.
There are events I've looked at which seem great, but they simply aren't feasible. I don't have it in me to haul my cookies and my books from venue to venue, even with my stubborn ass giving myself a pep talk.
I would like a personal assistant to travel with me. Handle putting together a street team. Keep my professional socials up-to-date. I need someone who understands my chaotic madness (does this person exist? 🤔). Well, or a nice facsimile. 😉
That's me today.
Gorgeous rainy day in Oklahoma with temps that won't take my skin off.
Come to me, sixties as high, COME TO ME! 🍂💖
I'll take some of that rain, too.
