I need my own theme song...and a personal assistant

The theme song would be great when I have no idea what the fuck is happening in my life and need music to cue me in. 😬

Jaws theme? Splendid. 

Imperial March? Cool.

All Star? Yeah...that tracks.

Looney Tunes theme song? Here we go again...

Little Girl Gone? Strap yaself in, because I am coming to fuck it up.

Eighties hair bands? I need NOSTALGIA!!! Stat!

And a personal assistant?

Oh. My. God.

This is one of my goals for next year. Sales are up, and I want to build on that. Live events create the most revenue, and I simply don't have enough spoons to zip around. 

There are events I've looked at which seem great, but they simply aren't feasible. I don't have it in me to haul my cookies and my books from venue to venue, even with my stubborn ass giving myself a pep talk.

I would like a personal assistant to travel with me. Handle putting together a street team. Keep my professional socials up-to-date. I need someone who understands my chaotic madness (does this person exist? 🤔). Well, or a nice facsimile. 😉 

That's me today.

Gorgeous rainy day in Oklahoma with temps that won't take my skin off.

Come to me, sixties as high, COME TO ME! 🍂💖

I'll take some of that rain, too.

Overwhelmed? Yeah. A titch.

I will have five things to do and add two more. Or say "sure" when someone asks if I can add something on to what I'm doing.

I'm an idiot like this. Always have been.

I also like to book myself to the nth degree and then wonder why my ass is hitting my heels.

Let's book events two weekends in a row, cook Thanksgiving for a large crowd (the best crowd-wouldn't change a thing), then stumble into December with appointments, parties, no Christmas shopping done, and another event. OH! And a book dropping Black Friday.

I can do it all or die trying. 💀 

I'm booking four to five author events for 2024. And they are asking if I have a Personal Assistant.

A what? 😕

Personal assistant?

An assistant that is personal to me?

Do people have those? Other writers have those?

What is that even LIKE?

I'm completely perplexed and envious.

I'm making that a goal for 2024. Acquire a Personal Assistant.

It all sounds so...wonderful.

Always writing*